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Post by Burnadette on Oct 18, 2015 17:13:23 GMT
"You started fights? That's awesome! Why? Tell us a story!" "Well the most common reason was women. The unspoken rule was that you never touched another mans woman and those women would use that to their advantage to star all kinds of hell. They would catch a strong man and then climb in bed with some poor sod and watch the fallout. I had to blame someone else or I would have been gutted many times over by now." "Eww!" |
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Post by Aryteneus on Oct 18, 2015 18:43:13 GMT
"Well the most common reason was women. The unspoken rule was that you never touched another mans woman and those women would use that to their advantage to star all kinds of hell. They would catch a strong man and then climb in bed with some poor sod and watch the fallout. I had to blame someone else or I would have been gutted many times over by now." "Eww!" "You were almost killed for sleeping around? How petty." He looks skeptical regarding the whole thing. Probably another exaggerated tale. |
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Post by theros on Oct 18, 2015 18:54:26 GMT
"You started fights? That's awesome! Why? Tell us a story!" "Well the most common reason was women. The unspoken rule was that you never touched another mans woman and those women would use that to their advantage to star all kinds of hell. They would catch a strong man and then climb in bed with some poor sod and watch the fallout. I had to blame someone else or I would have been gutted many times over by now." Theros looks a little hurt and a little disappointed, shoulders slumping a bit and eyebrows furrowing. "You didn't actually fight the fights? Why would you start them then?" |
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Post by Fletcher on Oct 18, 2015 19:12:47 GMT
"You started fights? That's awesome! Why? Tell us a story!" "Well the most common reason was women. The unspoken rule was that you never touched another mans woman and those women would use that to their advantage to star all kinds of hell. They would catch a strong man and then climb in bed with some poor sod and watch the fallout. I had to blame someone else or I would have been gutted many times over by now." "Women aren't sailors." He narrows his eyes further. |
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Post by Conrad on Oct 18, 2015 19:16:08 GMT
"Well the most common reason was women. The unspoken rule was that you never touched another mans woman and those women would use that to their advantage to star all kinds of hell. They would catch a strong man and then climb in bed with some poor sod and watch the fallout. I had to blame someone else or I would have been gutted many times over by now." Theros looks a little hurt and a little disappointed, shoulders slumping a bit and eyebrows furrowing. "You didn't actually fight the fights? Why would you start them then?" I started a fight between two other sailors when I knew I couldn't win. I was small at the time and all the men were better fighters. Not to say I didn't fight on occasion but surviving was more important. |
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Post by Conrad on Oct 18, 2015 19:17:38 GMT
"Well the most common reason was women. The unspoken rule was that you never touched another mans woman and those women would use that to their advantage to star all kinds of hell. They would catch a strong man and then climb in bed with some poor sod and watch the fallout. I had to blame someone else or I would have been gutted many times over by now." "Women aren't sailors." He narrows his eyes further. "Oh they didn't act like women and were often mistaken for men. They were usually both stronger and meaner than any of the guys and smarter by far. Father figured that each woman was worth at least two of the men. |
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Post by Aryteneus on Oct 18, 2015 19:18:19 GMT
Theros looks a little hurt and a little disappointed, shoulders slumping a bit and eyebrows furrowing. "You didn't actually fight the fights? Why would you start them then?" I started a fight between two other sailors when I knew I couldn't win. I was small at the time and all the men were better fighters. Not to say I didn't fight on occasion but surviving was more important. "Then you shouldn't have been a cad to begin with. Never instigate fights you cannot win." |
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Post by Conrad on Oct 18, 2015 19:19:37 GMT
I started a fight between two other sailors when I knew I couldn't win. I was small at the time and all the men were better fighters. Not to say I didn't fight on occasion but surviving was more important. "Then you shouldn't have been a cad to begin with. Never instigate fights you cannot win." "Like I said. Never my fault. You ever been actively seduced by a woman with every advantage over you? You can't just tell them no." |
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Post by Fletcher on Oct 18, 2015 19:19:28 GMT
"Women aren't sailors." He narrows his eyes further. "Oh they didn't act like women and were often mistaken for men. They were usually both stronger and meaner than any of the guys and smarter by far. Father figured that each woman was worth at least two of the men. "You miss my point. Women aren't sailors." |
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Post by Aryteneus on Oct 18, 2015 19:22:19 GMT
"Then you shouldn't have been a cad to begin with. Never instigate fights you cannot win." "Like I said. Never my fault. You ever been actively seduced by a woman with every advantage over you? You can't just tell them no." "Somehow I doubt any woman would find you worth seducing. Regardless your behavior shows you have no self-control." He glances over at Fletcher waiting to hear the point he wants to make. |
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Post by Burnadette on Oct 18, 2015 19:22:33 GMT
"Then you shouldn't have been a cad to begin with. Never instigate fights you cannot win." "Like I said. Never my fault. You ever been actively seduced by a woman with every advantage over you? You can't just tell them no." "Sure you can! Its easy, N O, just like that." |
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Post by Conrad on Oct 18, 2015 19:22:41 GMT
"Oh they didn't act like women and were often mistaken for men. They were usually both stronger and meaner than any of the guys and smarter by far. Father figured that each woman was worth at least two of the men. "You miss my point. Women aren't sailors." "Apparently I am. Are you trying to pull some funny word play?" |
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Post by Conrad on Oct 18, 2015 19:24:50 GMT
"Like I said. Never my fault. You ever been actively seduced by a woman with every advantage over you? You can't just tell them no." "Sure you can! Its easy, N O, just like that." "You don't seem to understand the situation. Which is understandable. Having only just recently left you island" |
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Post by Fletcher on Oct 18, 2015 19:25:58 GMT
"You miss my point. Women aren't sailors." "Apparently I am. Are you trying to pull some funny word play?" "Pirates aren't sailors either." |
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Post by Burnadette on Oct 18, 2015 19:28:02 GMT
"Sure you can! Its easy, N O, just like that." "You don't seem to understand the situation. Which is understandable. Having only just recently left you island" Her eyes darken but her grin remains. "Listen sailor boy, dont treat me like im some stupid little farm girl." |
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